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2 Jokes, 1 Winner. You’ll see 2 jokes — no context, just punchlines. Tap the funniest one to vote. The winner earns bragging rights (and scores points). Another battle loads instantly — keep voting, keep laughing!

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The Surgeon General said we need to flatten the curve. How fast can we get Ozempic?

Score: 1014 (hilarious)

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I never met a Big Mac I didn't like.

Score: 1065 (gutbusting)

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