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How JokeClashes work

2 Jokes, 1 Winner. You’ll see 2 jokes — no context, just punchlines. Tap the funniest one to vote. The winner earns bragging rights (and scores points). Another battle loads instantly — keep voting, keep laughing!

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I'm not a fascist with our kids! Now Johnny, Abby, make sure these toy trains run on time.

Score: 1028 (gutbusting)

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I will take two chocolate shakes! I'm carbo-loading for Tough Mudder!

Score: 998 (funny)

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