When the going gets tough, I flip over the Monopoly board.

Score: 1001(funny)

Last 5 Matchups

Defeated	Back in my day, the Hulk was just green!
Lost to	He doesn't like cats so much that he thinks Batman Returns is actually a cautionary tale.
Defeated	I'm getting out of touch with pop culture. I told my Medieval History students "We're gonna party like it's 999" and not even a smile!
Lost to	I will take two chocolate shakes! I'm carbo-loading for Tough Mudder!

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